Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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