i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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