Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
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