Kareoke will never be a sober sport
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
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A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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