Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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