whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Randomize
