he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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