I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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