Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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