Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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