I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
