awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
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You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
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Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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