This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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