My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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