I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Green mimosas i think yes
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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