I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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