I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
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I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
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I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
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