Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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