Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
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just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
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He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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