exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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