Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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