Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
Betty ford says i'm here all night
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
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I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
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Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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