It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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