I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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