how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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