im holly from the hills drunk
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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