what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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