So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
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