I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
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Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
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Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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