I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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