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We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
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sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
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I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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