Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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