uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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