butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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