Hey man sorry I got all grabby
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
you would pick up someone in the library
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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