Your tits are I can't wait for
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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