dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
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