is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
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so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
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I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
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