I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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