We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
My dick has a subreddit
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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