I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
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