i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
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For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
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That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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