he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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