she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
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On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
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You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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