Three words: puerto rican gang bang
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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