what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
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Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
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There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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