Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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