I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
