hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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