Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
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The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
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he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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