Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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