so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
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Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
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We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... ๐ฏ๐๐๐
Do I even want to know?
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
He expects a blow job at the movies but wonโt pay for popcorn? Does he know itโs not 2017 anymore
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