If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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