I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
My bed smells like the plague
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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