Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
the raccoons are back...
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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